Fat Man Multi-Tasking…
Filling out a Powerball Lotto sheet, using the numbers on the back of accumulated Fortune Cookies, from Chinese take-out dinners past, while learning Chinese words:
三明治
“sandwich”
That fucking fortune cookie knows what’s up…
These look pretty darn good.
I thought the “Pre-game Boost” was for making sure you don’t get sick when you’re drinking all the booze.
Looool, I though the same thing. Our priorities are the best.
yeah, pre-game boost ^ lol
I’d make love to all these babies.
Awesome!
Source: giggleandblush
I just wanted to say that I found your words incredibly moving. Thank you for sharing them.
thank you for your kind words and for reading mine
One of the worst things in the world
is to be a ugly man
and a lover of beautiful girls
One of the worst feelings in the world
Is the awkward moment when you
ugly man
compliment or say nice things to a woman
And you see the creeping fear in her eyes
and the all too uncomfortable silence sets in
And she becomes afraid…
Afraid that you may like her
You mean no harm
you are painfully aware of who you are
and what the world sees
yet that does not silence what you feel
One of the worst acts of Nature
in the world
is to be a ugly man
and to know what you are
My first post…
A very close relation of mine once told me that if/when I were to meet my father, I should lose weight before I did.
I replied, “lose weight? How come? I thought the toughest part of the beauty pageant was the Talent competition.”
I don’t play well with stupid motherfuckers.
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